gissy truly sux.

Monday, May 16, 2005

Oh my goodness! I am so angry! I was looking about for goth stuff online and found a link which captured my attention for a moment. It said something about... Warning Signs That Your Child Might Be A Goth. If you wanna see the link, go ahead.

Here it is: http://www.redmusic.com/goths/warning.html

I think, that if you're Singaporean, you'll understand. If you're too lazy to read, I shall point out to you what boiled my blood.

1. "Hangs out" with new friends.
Hello!? I hang out with new friends! And what're those inverted commas supposed to mean? Screwing new friends or something? Sheesh, no privacy.

2. Shows diminished interest in wholesome activities such as church, prayer, and sports.
*snorts* Whatever! What if your kid isn't goth? Where's the wrong in believing and trusting in God and loving sports?

3. Complains of headaches, boredom, nausea, stabbing pains or thirst.
Well, maybe cause this was by Americans.. Singaporeans like me do not think the way they do. Let me put myself in their positions.
I am weak at health. I often get headaches, nausea, stabbing pains, and get thirsty easily. And because of all that, I can't go out much, and therefore am bored. Makes sense? To me.

4. Watches cable.
Oh God, this cracks me up. I like watching Nickelodeon, a pity I don't have cable at home. Why don't I.. "hang out" with my new friends and "watch cable" over at their house?

5. Spends large amounts of time alone.
If your kid's like that.. Perhaps you might wanna look into the matter. Is your kid being bullied in school? Looked down upon? Made fun of? And therefore has no friends? *rolls eyes* How BRILLIANT can these P.A.R.O.D.Y. people get? (Play with words intended.)

6. Spends large amounts of time with people you don’t know.
Yadda yadda yadda. My parents don't know 90% of the friends I have. What if your child was spending large amounts of time with Marilyn Manson(No offense, sir, if you ever come across my blog. You -are- spooky.)? You -know- who he is.

7. Misbehaves in school.
I break school rules. Most everyone does. OoO... a whole school of goths alert. A whole -convent- school, in fact. And anyways, unless I'm very much mistaken, goths are really low-profiled people who keep themselves to themselves.

8. Uses a computer or the Internet.
Oh.. my... beepy beep beep.

9. Plays video games or role-playing games.
Role-playing games(RPG) are fun! No wonder I like gothic stuff, eh?

10. Reads science fiction or fantasy books.
How about... Dan Brown's "Da Vinci Code"? Wow, I'm so goth.

11. Writes angry entries in a secret diary (you can usually find the diary easily if you search your child’s room).
Screw you guys. Every kid should have his/her own privacy. Though your child might be your flesh and blood and you gave your child life and you have the right blahdy blahdy blah, it is WRONG to look through their stuff. Its as bad as your kid telling his/her whole school that you love screwing your sister and wife together.

12. Pursues dangerous cult religions such as WICCA, SATANISM, HINDUISM and BUDDHISM.
Now this.. TOTALLY pissed me off. Wicca isn't evil or dangerous. Wicca is not only about witchcraft.
More about Wiccans: http://www.religioustolerance.org/wic_intr.htm
Hinduism might be spooky or scary to people because of their practices, but they do NOT, and I repeat, do NOT go around killing or doing bad things. Every good faith teaches their followers mainly the same thing: To not lie, steal, etc..
More about Hindus: http://www.religioustolerance.org/hinduism.htm
As for Buddhism, I see NO reason to call that religion dangerous at ALL. They aren't even as spooky as Hinduism(No offense, Hindus. Just stating the facts, and protecting the name of these religions to the best of my abilities.)! Unless you find the Goddess of Mercy's many hands scary. Which it isn't. Buddhists even have a Laughing God! And he's really adorable(Again, no offense intended. If you found anything insulting, do not hesitate to contact me somehow to remove the offending statements.)
More about Buddhists: http://www.religioustolerance.org/hinduism.htm

13. Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
What the-? Parents who follow are called kay-pohs.

14. Sleeps too much or too little.
Insomnia or simply just a pig, perhaps?

15. Eats too much or too little.
Bulimic or anemic, or simply just a pig, maybe?

16. Looks at pornography or otherwise shows interest in sex.
Umm.. most guys must be goths, then.

17. Is a homosexual, bisexual, or "pansexual."
Half the world must be goth, by now.

18. Smokes clove cigarettes.
Don't know what these are, but it just sounds stupid. Anyone care to explain?

19. Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal.
This might just be one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. I like chocolate very much. Dark chocolate's the best. I'm not very goth, am I?

20. Mocks authority figures such as teachers, guidance counselors or Jesus.
By the way, few goths are Satanic. Some of them are even Christians. Devout followers, in fact.

21. Dances to music.
Riiiiight.

22. Behaves in any unusual or alarming way.
Perhaps, but maybe they're not goth. Just depressed?

With all this, I shall type another chunk of crap.

P.A.R.O.D.Y. people, please. PLEASE, understand goths a little more before insulting the innocent ones. The Columbine shootings, I'm sure, was not started by only goths. And even if I'm wrong, and they were, they must be the kinds of goths who've misunderstood the original culture, or one of the sub-categories of goths.

And anyways, forgive me, Mr. George Bush for saying this: Would you like to ban guns from being bought at random? Its silly, being able to buy guns and not the bullets as openly. You might just like to watch Micheal Moore's movie on the Columbine shootings, "Bowling for Columbine" or summat like that.

And no, I doubt anything will happen to me for voicing my opinions. I believe I am bounded only by my country's laws, and my country allows freedom of speech. So does yours. *shrugs* Hope you read it.

Oh, and P.A.R.O.D.Y. people, please don't blast me for going against you openly. I would have blasted inside. I have a slight mental abnormality.

Wow. I'm feeling really hot now. Damned the weather. I shall go back to being my happy self.

I didn't need my invincible plan after all! I didn't realise that tomorrow wasn't a public holiday cause of Vesak day today. Vesak day's next Sunday. *grins*

And guess what!? Hemal can't go tomorrow! So its just me and Jessica. Kewl huh! And from the research I've gathered, goths came from punks. So goths are like a sub-class of the punks. *giggles*

Just had a cute conversation with Nadia! If you're easily icked, I warn you not to continue on.

Key:
Pink: Nadia
Blue: Me

Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
Who's that?
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
*points at your pic*
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
nobody?
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
hahas
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
My picture's icky.
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
scaryu
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
lols
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
Its kewl, but she's so dirty.
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
Ya.
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
Imagine sitting down on the floor nekkid and licking blood all over you.
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
ick
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
Yeah.
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
And the toilets there are icky.
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
I still like Singapore toilets.
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
I can sit on the floor and stand up and rub my pants on my face.
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
uhhs WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT?!
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
lols
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
ya right
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
Ya.
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
The toilets in the nice high class places are good.
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
Like... Orchard.
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
Their toilets are not bad.
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
The third level of parkway.. Didn't we go there once?
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
Or was it the second level? The floor's damned clean.
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
lols
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
if yoo say so
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
i`d freak if i saw a nekkid girl sucking blood in the parkway toilet
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
EWW
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
I wouldn't freak.
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
I'll puke.
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
Especially when she's in a girl's toilet/
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
hahahas
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
EWW.
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
i`ll be like
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
oh god oh god oh god.
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
I'll be like, you want my pad?
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
LOLS!
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
Tampon easier.
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
hahahahahahahahahas!
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
Tampon's just the right shape, and you wouldn't get blood all over your face like you would get melon all over your face.
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
tampon just pop in and suck.
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
Until flat.
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
Then spit out into the sanitary bin.
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
WTH!
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
hahahahahahahahahahas
`.nadia : dancing spotted cows+ __in a perfect world]] says:
GISSY!
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
What!?
Ladida... Dressing goth from Monday onwards! says:
I'm being creative here.

Now you know that gissy's sick-headed. These sick-headed outbursts happen only once in a while, I assure you. *smiles sweetly*

darkness falls at 5:02 AM