gissy truly sux.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

One thing before I forget: Ying can screw mash potato, and screw them all!

Well, her exact words were "Well, I could screw the mash potato for you.", when we were in KFC. And "Screw them all."

If I were to place these two lines in a script, it would sound superly funny.

Act One, Scene 1:

Yingliet: Gisellio, Gisellio, wherefore art thou Gisellio?

Gisellio: *from downstairs* Ay me! She speaks! O speak again, bright angel...

Yingliet: Oh, Gisellio, therein you lie at the bottom of the stairs! Rise and scar hands of yours as you drag yourself to ascend the stairs that part us like .

Gisellio: *reaches Yingliet* Thou hast arrived, milady. The food that lies in your platter appears most appealing. But, milady, you stand like a bright angel that rose from Hell.. Thou canst help not but wonder if thou art true to thy heart.

Yingliet: If it pleases you, my love, I can always screw the mash potato for you. :)

Act One, Scene 2:

*after Yingliet screws the potato*

Gisellio: *a little icked and amazed by Yingliet's actions* We cannot possibly marry, milady. I am a mere nobody, and far below your standards.

Yingliet: Why canst we not? I will screw them all, and they will comply.

Act One, Scene 3:

*after Yingliet screws them all*

Gisellio: *is a little disgusted, and thus goes to the pharmacy* I will be needing a glove-like bandage for thine hands.

Pharmacist: Ah.. Very well. It must be friction burns from the staircase. Would you be needing sleeping herbs too?

Gisellio: That is most wise of you, dear pharmacist. I shall have some of that too.

Act Two... To be continued in the next post, followed by a Christmas list! :D

darkness falls at 9:43 PM

Eyes which don't know impurity look at me,

Reflecting the forever endlessly continuing earth,

Tracing the remains of my forgotten tears with a little finger.

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