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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Oh oh oh! No WONDER I had so few things to blog about yesterday!

I remember now!

I was in the bathroom, and turned on the shower so I could bathe (duh.). AND GUESS WHAT!?

You know the.. Sour Power gummies? The.. long thin thinggies? YA! Those!

AND AND AND! There was a worm that was a MINIATURE version of that. It was red, and on the wall. Sans the main sugar-like thinggies that make the gummies sour, and sans the compressions.

It was like.. a red tube-like thing. Curling on the wall. Really, when I say PUNY, it really means puny. It couldn't have been more than 2 centimetres long.

ANYWAYS! I turned off the shower and grabbed my towel and asked my maid to catch the worm. :P Uhh.. after the towel was around me, of course.

Today! There was an elective geography paper!

I COMPLETELY forgot to study this Rostow's model of development and cause the test was the first two periods, I was kinda unsettled.. I wasn't panicking, but I was UNSETTLED. That's it. :P Really!

Anyways! That model of development had five stages, and there was quite a lot to memorise.

My friend was trying to memorise too, so we created this story about a boy who got sick of traditional farming (Stage one: a traditional society).

So he went to secondary school. (Stage two: start of secondary industries).

But whilst in there, he didn't have much money, so he took a flight to MacDonald's in economy class so he could work in MacDonald's. (Stage three: Economic take-off)

In case you didn't notice, the flight in economy class was the ECONOMIC take-off. :D How smart.

So anyways, more people started visitng MacDonald's to see that amazing person. This meant that MacDonald's started to earn more money! And thus the standard of living improved. :D

Then he worked there, and bought himself a handphone and car (communications and transport improvements).

Then he had to go visit his grandparents.

And on the way there, he matured (Stage four: Drive to maturity).

So he started eating a lot (Stage five: High mass consumption).

Purrfect, eh?

And today! Charmaine and I went to the hawker centre at Bedok interchange (YES, I went to a hawker centre.. *mutters*) for lunch.

HILARIOUS! I was broke, and then.. after ordering our food, we realised we didn't have enough money. Shit? Yeah, shit.

But the hawker was SO NICE! We owed him 3 dollars. He said that we could pay later. So sweet ya!? I'll go tomorrow.

And later, when we were done and he came to clear our plates, he was like "Next time I see you two walking by, I'll have to chase after you two and tell you two to return my money.".

So funny.

And then there was Chinese music playing.. And it was going to rain(at least it seemed like it), and it was kinda dark and windy.

Then Charmaine and I kinda.. started spouting nonsense. We were imagining how our mtv's would be like.

According to the music, which was very very slow, we figured that the hawker would be chasing us for our money. And then after a while, he would give up and stop, then look at our retreating backs and sigh sadly.

Then he would turn and walk back dejectedly to his stall and start frying the oyster omelettes. He'll do it slowly at first, then look up and find that there's a whole queue of people waiting for him to process their orders, then speed up.

Then when the queue is gone, he will go back to frying the food slowly. This is where I cracked up.

Why would he be frying if no one's there and there're no orders to process..? (Don't give me a proper answer, goodness. Its supposed to be a joke. Laugh, people. Laugh.)

Then there was another song, and Charmaine and I were staring at trees.

I'll tell you all the story sometime! See ya!

darkness falls at 6:51 PM