gissy truly sux.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Yay, went out with Sayang and Maria to visit my green heels again.

Sorry pal, but they kinda.. don't look as good as I first saw it, so I'll -consider- buying it.

Anyways.

I'm not sure if you all heard of the stunt that David Blaine was trying to pull off?

No?

Well, he wanted to hold his breath underwater (in a glass sphere filled with water) for 8 minutes and 58 seconds to break a world record.

He lived in the sphere for one week before attempting the stunt.

So he was all wrinkly and such.. Skin was peeling..

Anyways, he failed. With a 7 minutes and 8 seconds. That's really long, and most wouldn't be able to do it (including me) - I give him that much credit.

http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1192730,00.html

...Which brings me to my topic for today.

Wussy guys. In my opinion.

Not in order of merit (what would you call it?)..

1. Tom Cruise:
Yeah, he's a good actor, yadda yadda.. But he's SO weird. Not the cool kind of weird, and the kind of weird that you actually look up to (like how some people look up to me.. If you disagree, shoosh. I never said it was you.).

Number one: He bought Kate Holmes a life-sized dummy so she could use it during childbirth. Or something like that.

Number two: Don't tell me its KatIe Holmes. She's KATE Holmes now. They discussed it overnight. They figured that "Katie" was too "little-girl", and now that they've allegedly(no one has seen her yet) got their baby born, "Kate" was a more appropriate name because she's a mother now. Hell, who really discusses such stuff? Its such a weird thing to discuss.

Number three: He's toodley "in love" with Kate. Okay, maybe they're TRULY in love with each other. Who cares? He kissed her on the red carpet for all to see. He ASKED her, then she went all shy and such, and then he kissed her. That kiss was marked as one of the most awkward-looking kisses of the century (on the red carpet/amongst Hollywood stars). And I agree. When I see Tom Cruise kiss.. I don't go: "Oh, hot.". I go: "..That looks a little.. awkward.".

Number Four: Its just him, alright? Can't blame me for feeling like he's a wuss.

2. David Blaine

He's just.. odd. I mean, his tricks aren't even realistic. But he's a good illusionist (which I am assuming, he is.).

He keeps trying to act cool and all.. like.. not smile. It just doesn't suit him. I mean, it sure makes him look rather attractive, but.. Its not him. His dao-ing exists to serve the purpose of making his illusions look cooler. As I would explain it verbally: "To create the appropriate atmosphere mah."

Well, from the article, he was said to have cried. (Well, he did let down a lot of people.. Understandable.) Which leaves me to infer that he was probably crying of humiliation and disappoinement. It can't possibly be any other reason.. (Or perhaps I haven't thought of it yet.)

I mean.. People pinned hopes on him achieving something big, loadsa people visited him in his sphere, but.. SO WHAT if he didn't achieve his goal? What, was a life lost because of his failure? Siao, cry for what. Wuss.

At least Kriss Angel's cool. He's super cool. Pretty believable, too, his stunts. I mean, I truly believe its control of the body and things that're in close contact with him with his mind(e.g. air, yadda yadda).

Kriss, if you're reading this, I think you're awesome!

I don't know whether the things you do are real, and we'll never know entirely for sure, cause you'll never tell (or so I think), else there'll be no "magic" in the world, and there won't be any room for imagination, and hope for miracles.. But either way, I think you've done a fantastic job convincing me there's a chance that magic IS real, and ding it if what you do isn't real, cause I think you're a damned good illusionist (or whatever it is that you are, truly). Thanks for everything! *waves excitedly* Ah, he probably doesn't even come online.

3. Kevin Federline

He screwed Britney up. I agree with PITNB. He toodley screwed her up. He impregnated her once, and after she popped the baby, he impregnated her AGAIN. Oh well, Britney looks a whole lot better now, somehow. If she manages to cover up her body, that is. She looks quite the same, and quite pleasant too. I like her new hair, though. She's still blonde, but she's got bangs.

Back to Kev.. He looks dirty, and can't seem to appear classy to me at all. I tried to see what was so good-looking about him. Did you know that he dumped his girlfriend for Britney? I think he dumped a kid with her too.. But my memory sucks, so that might've just come from some other story in my memory space.

He's a spendthrift. Agreed, I can be a spendthrift too, but I spend my own money. He spends Britney's. I'm kinda convinced that he married her to get money, considering the fact that he dumped his girlfriend.

Enough of celebrity scoop.

I went out with Sayang and Maria.. And I bought a pencilbox. $3.90. Worth every cent. Material not all that good, but it'll last. Words're kinda cute.. It says "And your crybaby, whiny-arsed opinion is...?" Or something to that extent.

I bought a box of chocolate (Delfi Chocolate Sticks Mint: Dark chocolate with mint filling): $3.15

And a bottle of Herbal Essences: $1.95.

The last item.. I bought it when I went supermarketing with my dear before school.. Don't tell me it'll dry up my hair. I smell damned nice now. I don't know why everyone says that the shampoo smells like normal shampoo. Pfft. I can smell it now. I've been smelling it ever since I bathed. So the smell must be really strong. So odd. But pleasant. *sighs*

Okay. What was I doing out before school?

I came to school TOO early.

Paper was at 11.50am. I was in school around 6.40am. *rolls eyes*

I figured that I wouldn't have a class to sit with if I went for morning assembly.

It was a listening comprehension paper. 45 minutes.

SUAY... I didn't bring my handphone cause I figured I wouldn't need it. Anyways, I was too lazy to go and get it.

So I ran to the payphone and wanted to call Charmaine.

Poop.

I couldn't remember her number. Its SO very difficult to remember.

So I called home, and my dad picked up. I asked him for a huge favour: To get my handphone and tell me Charmaine's number.

He mumbled something a few times. Couldn't hear. He said something like "Call you back." And I was like: "I cannot hear you lah.. Mm." Then he hung up on me.

??!!!?!?

*lol* I called Berlyn instead. Whoopsie, woke her up.

Oh well. We ended up going to MacDonald's. Then we went to school.

So.. Altogether, I bought 3 things that're worth mentioning today.

Total cost: $9.00

Yay.

darkness falls at 6:18 PM