gissy truly sux.

Saturday, September 01, 2007

If you thought a couple couldn't break up on their one-year anniversary, you were wrong.

If you thought it was just an exaggeration or sensationalised drama, you were wrong.

It was our one-year anniversary today.

I called the whole thing off.

The flower he got me was pink, and a rose. I told him I never wanted a pink rose. Stick to red.

The flower he got me came only at around 3pm.

The flower he got me never left his house. I decided to "keep" it there with him.

He refused to be upset becuse he didn't really care about the flower.

He refused to let me pay for the Cream of Mushroom Campbell soup.

He made me dye his hair dark brown for him.

He made me contemplate dying his armpit hair for him.

Even after the breakup, and after I kicked him to the half of his bed that I gave him because he split assets with me, his legs still came into my half of the bed. How outrageous.

He refused to let me tickle his nipples.

He made me walk ALL the way from his place to Shop 'n' Save in the hot blazing sun, under the umbrella that I insisted on bringing cause it was scorching and I refused to be tanned.

It was just too much to take. I couldn't bring myself to be with him anymore.

I dumped him.

But the infuriating man.. He REFUSED to consent to the breakup, and so we're stuck together. How dumb.

darkness falls at 8:44 PM

Eyes which don't know impurity look at me,

Reflecting the forever endlessly continuing earth,

Tracing the remains of my forgotten tears with a little finger.

about me.

Don't you WISH I would describe myself here so that you can find out more about me, or find something disgusting to gossip about?

I am a Scorpio. (Also known as "Scorpion") My Horroscope starts like this:
" Scorpios are highly dangerous, even at a distance. They cheat and lie, live for intrigue, and take pleasure in destroying. " (Read more | Find yours)